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Epic blogging fail, I TOTALLY MOVED

So as your humble narrator is now blogging-as-work, I went to renew my custom domain name. And lo, some dumbass domain-name clearinghouse has registered my site.


Fear not, oh my five readers. Vice Vixen has gotten a makeover. And now, please find me at :



White Stripes on Conan O’Brien’s last show
February 21, 2009, 8:04 pm
Filed under: boys, death by cute, entertainment, geek love, jack white, love, lust, pride, the next big thing

Jack White is as dreamy as ever, and Meg plays guitar!

White Stripes Reunited!
February 20, 2009, 4:52 am
Filed under: boys, jack white, love, lust

Jack White ON TV! Tomorrow night, the White Stripes are playing Conan O’Brien. So excited!


And my top twelve distractions of 2007…
  • Smoking– In addition to my beloved Djarums, I am also digging these weird Springwater cigs. Smoking is so underrated.
  • Trader Joe’s– It’s like someone hosed the place down in awesome and win. Tarte d’Alsace and some two buck Chuck makes you almost feel not-poor for like, fifteen whole minutes. Truffles for under $3. Real instant mash. Natural beauty supplies. If only they added house brand valium and vicodin and staffed it with teenage brits, I’d never leave.
  • Queer as Folk reruns on Logo- anyone who hates on touchy touchy boylove needs to watch Brian and Justin dancing at the prom. I can’t think of anything more romantic in the history of romance ever.
  • My imaginary boyfriend- is he real? Even I’m not sure anymore but I’ve still never seen anyone cuter. If I’m remembering right.

Leading me to…

  • Hitachi Magic Wand– It’s just so powerful, I might have to tell my roommates I use it for old car accident injuries. Every time Boondock Saints is on, my back just starts acting up. Especially during the outtakes.
  • Leisurewear– It’s gotten to the point where my one career goal is to be able to wear sexy sweats and sleek sneakers. Career garb is so awful in so many ways, it always feels dirty.
  • Jay-Z’s American Gangster– I think this album is gonna give The Black Album a serious run for its money in the long-term. Yeah, I said it. Fucking genius, this is.
  • On Demand Programming– why can’t the fuckwits who are responsible for cable make one that fucking works already? I’m paying $3 a month, and I want to watch Hookers at the Point for the sixteenth time. Damn you, iO.
  • My car- Newark is so fucking weird- I can leave my easy-to-park-in space and be in the Holland Tunnel in ten minutes. You can’t even get from Tillary Street to the Manhattan Bridge in that amount of time, who knew? Anyway, driving stick in Jersey traffic is scary, but now I have a Beetle again.
  • Scrabulous– Eamon playing “VAGINA” for twelve points, shocking only that it came two whole plays into the game.

  • My toddler versus my prized possessions– this pint-sized terrorist has a knack for destroying electronics and media in seconds, while you’re just trying to form the “nuh” in “no.” Then she manages to turn on the waterworks and make you feel guilty.
  • Jack White– sexy, cheeky, mysterious, and tall. Considering all that and the hair, I’d marry him like, right this second.

If I wanted to drop almost $200 on a plastic camera…
October 30, 2007, 2:42 am
Filed under: death by cute, fetish, gadgetry, haute, jack white, love, lust, retro, sex

these would be it.  Whilst I admire the old-fashioned, high-concept spirit of a collectible like this, the price is a bit high since I paid as much for my 7.1 MP Olympus.  Still, it’s pretty to look at and it makes cool old fashioned pics.

Oh, Jackie,you’re so dreeeemy!

Oh, Jack White…
August 2, 2007, 11:49 pm
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, geek love, jack white, lust, retro, sex

…y u so dreamylicious?

Posters for real houses
July 16, 2007, 11:54 pm
Filed under: accessories, cheap, geek love, in the house, jack white, love, pin-ups, retro, shopping

I live in Brooklyn, a place full of eternal adolescents.  A dad and baby with matching mohawks are not an uncommon sight here.  Hammerpress has some awesome artsy prints and rock posters that wouldn’t look out of place in your CB2, Ikea, or Pottery Barn bedecked living room.  And they’re well priced, too.