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Epic blogging fail, I TOTALLY MOVED

So as your humble narrator is now blogging-as-work, I went to renew my custom domain name. And lo, some dumbass domain-name clearinghouse has registered my site.


Fear not, oh my five readers. Vice Vixen has gotten a makeover. And now, please find me at :



BE shouts out, and has a ship deal!

BE dropped us a line to let us know about the new Vixen vinyl dress– and predictably- LOVE it! Also digging the new Lucy B retro styles of lingerie. Since there’s free shipping on $75+ orders, you might want to start your holiday shopping early.

You think you can handle this badonkadonkdonk?

And for under your suit…

Oooh… more naughty codes
August 8, 2007, 11:14 pm
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, gadgetry, lust, rage, sex, smooth criminal, the good fight

The freak lightning storm that hit Brooklyn zapped my unplugged phone somehow last night, and in the interim I needed a vehicle for textsex.  This handy site can unlock old phones.  Good to know if you’re jonesing for a bit of the old beep-beep-oooohhhh… and you’re stuck for a phone.

Toys and toys for boys.

Firstly, from the files of captain obvious, every girl needs one of these fancy tools. * Honestly, it’s the best appliance I’ve ever purchased.  Better even than my Kitchen-Aid stand mixer.  Really and truly.  You’ll never go back to a slimline, and it has the added bonus of being useful for its intended purpose, too.  Mas useful for trips home, that.

However, the second and awesomerifficest part about it is that it drives boys mad.  If you are doing something to your fella, and you apply this to the base of his cash-and-prizes while you carry on, he will scream and perhaps cry.  Just don’t forget an extension cord, I think this thing was created with socket fetishists in mind.  A true must have.

(Also, we have a BE code: vixensummer.  It’s for the mermaid collection.)

In case you missed it…
July 24, 2007, 12:24 am
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, fetish, gadgetry, lust, pin-ups, sex, sin in general

Just reminding you that we’ve got a code for the Boudoir Essentials Mermaid Collection until August 15th.  And luxe vibrators are so this season…

(It’s vixensummer…)

We got codes, y’all!

The lovely proprietress of the very well-designed and well-stocked Boudoir Essentials noted our love for their cool gear and extended a code exclusively to readers! So from today until August 15th, the entire mermaid collection is 15% for us. Yay!

What’s in a mermaid collection, you may ask? I wondered, when I spoke with Boudoir Essentials about it. It turns out, a lot. Toys for beginners with speed adjustments. Stealth shower vibes. High-end, fashion-savvy toys. Toys for boys. Wands with bling. That’s just the beginning, and the best part about the mermaid collection is its diversity. It really does have something for every bad girl and boy. I’m personally partial to the waterproof crystal flex, but I am very, very naughty.

Thanks again, BE! (Readers, use code VixenSummer at checkout to get your discount!)