Vice Vixen

Epic blogging fail, I TOTALLY MOVED

So as your humble narrator is now blogging-as-work, I went to renew my custom domain name. And lo, some dumbass domain-name clearinghouse has registered my site.


Fear not, oh my five readers. Vice Vixen has gotten a makeover. And now, please find me at :



Bikini Line Amazingness
February 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Filed under: bathing, cheap, femme dangereuse, fetish, i own it, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity

I am a licensed esthetician. I am, however, not a licensed gymnast. Ergo, I cannot wax my own bikini area. One of my snopes friends mentioned this under the radar product and I was, of course, skeptical. Nair gave me chemical burns rivaling napalm, and waxing by someone else took off more skin than unwanted hair.

You have to jimmy off the cap like a paint can, and the mixing process is kind of scary. Also, since all my spatulas are- well, spatulas- I used the backside of a plastic knife. Which was totally ghetto.

But after the required seven minutes of sitting with a weird, cold paste on my nether regions, Magic Shaving Powder worked brilliantly as advertised and didn’t irritate me at all. Anywhere. As always, Vice Vixen is not responsible for anything you put in or around your hoo-ha, so proceed with caution.

Bordello Bath

Via Uncrate, cool retro sexiness in a bath towel.  Who knew?

She’s homegrown and you can get a kiss in her backyard…
August 31, 2007, 2:16 pm
Filed under: bathing, brooklyn, cheap, death by cute, geek love, haute, indolence, nyc, shopping, the good fight, vanity

I’ve gone on and on about my love for homegrown beauty products, and I lovelovelove The Bubble Roome’s Brooklyn-themed natural offerings. Now that their site’s back up, I’mma have to check out their gorgeously-packaged Hemp Oil Lotion. None of the scents are based on my favorite- dark chocolate- but the Clementine & Cedarwood looks like a really nice option.

And on the subject of bathtime nookie…
July 19, 2007, 4:02 am
Filed under: accessories, bathing, boys, cheap, fetish, in the house, indolence, lust, sex, sin in general

You might as well pick yourself up some of these super handy, waterproof spa lights.  Do I need to explain why seeing underwater is useful?  Plus, candles can ignite hair, washcloths, or get splashed out.  And of course, they don’t work underwater, so you can’t see the action.

Big-kid bathtime
July 19, 2007, 3:57 am
Filed under: bathing, boys, in the house, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general

Bathing by yourself can be relaxing, but I can’t think of a time I’d rather have company.  It’s infinitely more calming and fun, especially if you really fancy your bathing partner.  And I may sound old fashioned, but you should.  This bath is both aesthetically pleasing and roomy, and a well-placed mirror would probably make me never want to get out.

Cherry Vixen
July 2, 2007, 2:55 pm
Filed under: accessories, bathing, lingerie, wear

Bathing suits suck. They just totally suck. I have never, ever enjoyed wearing one. I’ve always been on the curvy side, even when I was young enough to just be chunky. I have not worn a bikini since a bunch of kids made fun of me at summer camp. When I was five. My point is, bathing suits are stupid. This one gives me hope, though. It’s lined and cute and not in the lame, not-your-thing style of most bathing suits- they’re so rarely interesting.