Vice Vixen

More panties that stay put!
July 13, 2007, 7:31 pm
Filed under: accessories, cheap, lingerie, love, pin-ups, retro, wear

I had a panty emergency yesterday.  Oh, it was horrible.  More of my undies decided to turn on me and fall down all the livelong day.  I ducked into Victoria’s Secret because of the screaming signs proclaiming $1.99 panties!”  But, strangely, there were no panties at that price.  So close to the end of panty-torture, I grabbed the first pair of cotton boyshorts I saw, slapped down my swanky Commerce Bank debit card, and made a mad dash for the fitting room.  And my whole day improved.  I no longer needed my hands to hold up my panties and was free to smoke cigarettes, drink diet pepsi, and get texts about the new Harry Potter movie.  Well worth the $7.50!  (The panties, haven’t seen the film yet.)


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