Vice Vixen


Just say “no!” to titty gloss!
July 2, 2007, 3:23 pm
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, lust, makeup, rage, sex, sin in general, vanity

When I came of age sexually, pretty much all you had to do to impress a guy sexually was, uh, shag him.  We didn’t have brazilians or bleaching or now, for fuck’s sake, titty gloss.  It was enough to entice the menfolk that we had tits.  And now this.

Enter Agent Provocateur’s TitillationI beseech you, my sisters, to nip this trend in the bud and do not submit to any more grooming, glossing, or hair yanking of anything that can be covered by a bikini.  Unless you really want to, for some strange reason.  Remember when all we had to worry about with getting naked was granny panties?  Bring those days back!

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What? Now our nips have to be glossy too?!

Comment by mojitomojo




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