Vice Vixen


Oh, my god, the iPhone can suck it.
June 29, 2007, 4:56 pm
Filed under: accessories, gadgetry, geek love, rage, schadenfreude, sin in general, the good fight

I really wish all the tech blogs would stop the iPhone circle-jerking. It’s like the Paris Hilton of gadget news. What don’t we know about this stupid thing? I work on Prince Street, and this morning people were lined up, from last night, around the block for this stupid overpriced glorified Sidekick. What is going to be so life-changing about this thing that it’s worth sleeping on a pee-soaked sidewalk?

And those stupid commercials- it looks like you just wave a wand and you’re at any damn website via telepathy. I guarantee there’s a whole lot of awkward stylus-pinky action involved somewhere.

Which brings me to my current rumination. We have cameras. We have MP3 players. We have internet devices. Why do we need one expensive thing that does all three poorly? Oooh, a 2MP camera… sweet!

Is that a fucking riot shield? Isn’t this country at war?

more iPhone idiocy:

And the offending commercial:

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