Filed under: boys, death by cute, entertainment, eric can pillage my village any day, eric northman, lust, pillaging, pin-ups, seriously unladylike behaviour, sex, sin in general, true blood
During my extended hiatus, I got totally addicted to True Blood. Like, fixated and obsessed. And part of what’s so damn compelling about that show is merely Alexander Skarsgard. I would be on that like white on rice.
Via Loving True Blood in Dallas, the most stunning animated GIF of all time.
Filed under: bathing, cheap, femme dangereuse, fetish, i own it, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
I am a licensed esthetician. I am, however, not a licensed gymnast. Ergo, I 
cannot wax my own bikini area. One of my snopes friends mentioned this under the radar product and I was, of course, skeptical. Nair gave me chemical burns rivaling napalm, and waxing by someone else took off more skin than unwanted hair.
You have to jimmy off the cap like a paint can, and the mixing process is kind of scary. Also, since all my spatulas are- well, spatulas- I used the backside of a plastic knife. Which was totally ghetto.
But after the required seven minutes of sitting with a weird, cold paste on my nether regions, Magic Shaving Powder worked brilliantly as advertised and didn’t irritate me at all. Anywhere. As always, Vice Vixen is not responsible for anything you put in or around your hoo-ha, so proceed with caution.
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The female equivalent of a cock block.I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
Filed under: boys, death by cute, fetish, geek love, haute, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general, the next big thing
Trying to percolate my own sappy plans for Valentine’s Day (which happens to be my favorite holiday) made me super excited to find out about the Boudoir Essentials 2nd Annual Kissing Contest. As friends of the blog (TM), we’ve got to shout out the utter coolness of this. Makeout pics submitted to the site will be posted and voted on by BE staff, and you can win OMG sex toys *and* lingerie. That’s what I’m talking about.
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Something about nerds being all revved up is kinda hot. This pinup calendar is for the fanboy in your life. (Or fangirl, if she swings that way.) With regular and *geeky* holidays. Can we get one with nerdy boys, please?
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This sexy spherical gadget is billed as good for couples- with a certain focus I can see that as the case. However, the sleek, smooth curve also seems ideal for the intended purpose. Plus, it looks quite portable and pretty stealthy if you’ve gotta take it abroad.
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I’ve been scouting home decor- since, you know, I have a home now- and I just adore this naughty, spank-me-worthy spice decanter from Comunistar. It kinda resembles a fembot, right? Anyway, good design, but definitely also a conversation piece.
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- Smoking- In addition to my beloved Djarums, I am also digging these weird Springwater cigs. Smoking is so underrated.
- Trader Joe’s- It’s like someone hosed the place down in awesome and win. Tarte d’Alsace and some two buck Chuck makes you almost feel not-poor for like, fifteen whole minutes. Truffles for under $3. Real instant mash. Natural beauty supplies. If only they added house brand valium and vicodin and staffed it with teenage brits, I’d never leave.
- Queer as Folk reruns on Logo- anyone who hates on touchy touchy boylove needs to watch Brian and Justin dancing at the prom. I can’t think of anything more romantic in the history of romance ever.
- My imaginary boyfriend- is he real? Even I’m not sure anymore but I’ve still never seen anyone cuter. If I’m remembering right.
Leading me to…
- Hitachi Magic Wand- It’s just so powerful, I might have to tell my roommates I use it for old car accident injuries. Every time Boondock Saints is on, my back just starts acting up. Especially during the outtakes.
- Jesus Christ it’s a lion, get in the car! Please, God, let the internets stop producing memes so I can get some sleep.
- Leisurewear- It’s gotten to the point where my one career goal is to be able to wear sexy sweats and sleek sneakers. Career garb is so awful in so many ways, it always feels dirty.
- Jay-Z’s American Gangster- I think this album is gonna give The Black Album a serious run for its money in the long-term. Yeah, I said it. Fucking genius, this is.
- On Demand Programming- why can’t the fuckwits who are responsible for cable make one that fucking works already? I’m paying $3 a month, and I want to watch Hookers at the Point for the sixteenth time. Damn you, iO.
- My car- Newark is so fucking weird- I can leave my easy-to-park-in space and be in the Holland Tunnel in ten minutes. You can’t even get from Tillary Street to the Manhattan Bridge in that amount of time, who knew? Anyway, driving stick in Jersey traffic is scary, but now I have a Beetle again.
- Scrabulous- Eamon playing “VAGINA” for twelve points, shocking only that it came two whole plays into the game.
- Burger King pranking customers- you mean other than serving them Burger King food?
- My toddler versus my prized possessions- this pint-sized terrorist has a knack for destroying electronics and media in seconds, while you’re just trying to form the “nuh” in “no.” Then she manages to turn on the waterworks and make you feel guilty.
- Jack White- sexy, cheeky, mysterious, and tall. Considering all that and the hair, I’d marry him like, right this second.
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So I found some more star lights. I can imagine a cluster of these would create a soft, romantic glow in a bedroom And they’re crazy cheap.
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So many good things, I couldn’t be arsed to narrow it down:
Sex flashcards. So goshdarn cute.
Hand-holding mittens. Cause plain ones aren’t gay enough.
Tree locket. Just adorable.
Happy Buddha pen stand- to ward off bad work juju.
And a sappy pillow.
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
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BE dropped us a line to let us know about the new Vixen vinyl dress- and predictably- LOVE it! Also digging the new Lucy B retro styles of lingerie. Since there’s free shipping on $75+ orders, you might want to start your holiday shopping early.
You think you can handle this badonkadonkdonk?
And for under your suit…
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Tuck one of these in your makeup bag, and the overexposed crawl-in-the-dark becomes a thing of the past. (And check between the bed and the nightstand first. Trust me.)
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…these would be it. Whilst I admire the old-fashioned, high-concept spirit of a collectible like this, the price is a bit high since I paid as much for my 7.1 MP Olympus. Still, it’s pretty to look at and it makes cool old fashioned pics.
Oh, Jackie,you’re so dreeeemy!
Filed under: boys, brooklyn, death by cute, entertainment, fetish, geek love, ha, love, lust, pride, sanctimony, sex, the good fight, totally gay
Slashers in the HP fandom, I’ve heard, have always vocally hoped someone, anyone in the HP books would be confirmed as gay. We they got their wish this week when JKR confirmed what no one seemed to suspect. Dumbledore was totally gay for Grindelwald! Ha, ha. So cool. And fandom imploded. And imploded again. It even made Wikipedia.
I think now it’s safe for JKR to tell us what we already know- Harry and Draco were secretly in love with each other all those years and it’s bittersweet when they see each other with their kids and beards wives. Harry/Draco OTP!
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More on organization fetish. Many women’s magazine’s posit couples need to schedule their romance and stick to it. That’s not such a bad idea, but it sounds pretty unsexy. This pretty little planner is an adorable way to do that. Artfully styled, and very useful.
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I’ve been wanting an Airstream like, whoa lately. Something about the idea of an inexpensive (compared to a house), super-mod, goes-anywhere abode is so thrilling and bohemian. The city life thing can really grind you down, and you can’t drive your apartment down to Florida for the weekend. Also, they have a very romantic pod-like feel to them- as if you could create a dirty weekend with no notice and no planning. Coooool.
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Any bad boy or girl with a collection of toys will appreciate the Sex Kitten Toy Storage Pillow from Boudoir Essentials. Keeping the kids or cats out of your personal toy box is always a challenge, and this will blend right in with your leopard and/or pink and black bordello boudoir couture. And it’s fuzzy.
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In my never ending quest for comfy, cute slips, I stumbled across this adorable sale piece from- wait for it- the Gap. Soft red cotton trimmed with wide lace strips. It’s sexy and practical. Kinda like me.
Filed under: entertainment, fetish, indolence, intoxicants, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sanctimony, sex, sin in general, smooth criminal, the good fight
I have a massive passion for historical vice. I must have seen everything in the Hardcore History series at least twice. Something about the idea of a history uncovered by accident, not archived on purpose- it’s like a secret we’re sleuthy enough to find out. Sin in the Second City: Madams, Ministers, Playboys, and the Battle for America’s Soul looks fascinating- a historical view of the battle between wealthy vice purveyors and puritans in one of the naughtiest eras in American history. From BN.com:
Step into the perfumed parlors of the Everleigh Club, the most famous brothel in American history–and the catalyst for a culture war that rocked the nation. Operating in Chicago’s notorious Levee district at the dawn of the last century, the Club’s proprietors, two aristocratic sisters named Minna and Ada Everleigh, welcomed moguls and actors, senators and athletes, foreign dignitaries and literary icons, into their stately double mansion, where thirty stunning Everleigh “butterflies” awaited their arrival. Courtesans named Doll, Suzy Poon Tang, and Brick Top devoured raw meat to the delight of Prince Henry of Prussia and recited poetry for Theodore Dreiser. Whereas lesser madams pocketed most of a harlot’s earnings and kept a “whipper” on staff to mete out discipline, the Everleighs made sure their girls dined on gourmet food, were examined by an honest physician, and even tutored in the literature of Balzac…
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Sometimes the naked city can be a bit stifling. Overall, it’s the center of the world and we all know it, but sometimes that can be hard to remember when you’re sweaty and squished on the F train. Or when you need some time alone to talk with someone and everything in the world at your doorstep is just way too distracting.
A few weeks ago, I had a long visit with my super dreamy boyfriend and we needed a quiet place to chill. I saw the glowing reviews at Trip Advisor of the Roxbury and was sold. Because, is teh internets ever wrong? This well styled hideway has luxe details, reasonable rates, friendly owners, and all the quiet you could ever want. There’s an extensive continental breakfast and DVD collection, and the rooms are pimped enough so you’ll never need to leave unless you want to.
Extra props go to the Village Pub in nearby Margaretville. Being total lazy bastards, we napped through regular dinner hours every night. I would have starved to death without their surprisingly delicious burgers and my date tried the chicken cacciatore made from fresh local ingredients for a very reasonable price. Top marks all around. Some pics:
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The sweltering heat of today made me completely obsess over fall clothes. Any New Yorker will rant to you in depth about the challenges of arriving at work or an important interview without looking as if you’ve been dragged through a ditch on the way. Via Lucky, I found these perfect naughty or nice riding boots. The price is excellent, and they look as comfortable as sneakers. Jeans or fishnets?
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I like the naughty minimalism of this cherry red sex deck from Toys in Babeland. I also like the suggestion to leave one for your lover to find at some point in the day- kind of like a to do list.
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As a bit of a klutz but a total romantic, I have the most mixed feelings about this cool bed. While the suspension seems comfortable and relaxing, I know an ER visit can’t be far away. And aesthetically, it could be better. But still, I want one!
The most romantic wedding item I’ve seen in a long time- wedding rings inscribed with your partner’s fingerprint. Sweet and subtle, and sciency.
Filed under: cheap, eat, fetish, indolence, intoxicants, love, lust, schadenfreude, sex, sin in general
The Trader Joe’s Pound Plus chocolate bar* is such a godsend to the stress eater. Kind of like a large, flat, tasty brick, this inexpensive but indulgent treat is a good tool for bouts of wallowing in sadness or fear. My boyfriend broke it up into pieces because me biting into a bar of chocolate roughly the size of my head was unnerving. Eh, I find it comforting. Maybe he was afraid it would suffocate him when he was sleeping. Not that farfetched, since I did cuddle with it every night.
From Urban Dictionary:
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Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, fetish, geek love, ha, in the house, indolence, pin-ups, retro, sassy, sex, sin in general, the good fight
Oh, dear. Vice Vixen needs a job! This was unexpected and while it couldn’t come at a worse time, when is it a good time to look for a job? Still, we all know I get my by any means on whenever there’s a drought, and I’ve already dusted off my resume and made some good connections. So…
Young professional;
Excellent writing skills;
Whip smart;
Able to solve problems creatively;
thoughtful and articulate;
works well on a team;
great phone skills;
takes direction well;
helpful;
sunny disposition;
hands on;
works well under pressure;
culturally diverse;
excellent customer service skills;
and professional appearance.
Available for interview immediately. Hiring?
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, geek love, lust, pin-ups, sassy, sex, shopping, skate, wear
UK site. The fit of the shirt is iffy, but the graphic is devine. Totally cute!
Filed under: accessories, bathing, death by cute, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
Via Uncrate, cool retro sexiness in a bath towel. Who knew?
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, haute, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
…before you just want something that says “do naughty things to me” en francais? These screen printed panties from Kiki De Montparnasse have an array of filthy French phrases for every day of the week. They’ve even got subtitles!
Filed under: accessories, boys, death by cute, fetish, haute, jewels, lingerie, lust, sex, sin in general, wear
…and you shouldn’t be all cliche and expect a boy to necessarily get you one. It’s a two-way street, you know…
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, gadgetry, haute, indolence, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, shopping, sin in general
…and this is a sex toy toolkit! Keywords like formerly in the aircraft business, made of beautiful high-quality stainless steel, and waterproof and dishwasher safe are in and of themselves like porn to me. And the sexy case looks like a cool purse!
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, death by cute, fetish, i own it, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, wear
I am on an eternal quest for comfortable, adorable boyshorts. I can never have enough, and I never feel like I have enough. I picked up a three pack of these lacy numbers at Target this Saturday, and they’re truly amazing. They stay put, look adorable, and you don’t even feel them all day. Top marks, I’m definitely stocking up!
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An idea that’s way overdue- someone’s gone and made a walking tour vice-map of Lower Manhattan! Now I know what to do on my next summer vacation! (Via Thrilllist.)
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…is this stylish lube container. I can’t think of a less sexy thing than a cold, metal, OB/GYN issue tube of KY. This is almost cute and much less sticky looking.
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I’ve posted handcuffs, knives, razorblades, and guns as jewels. Such is my heritage as half Brooklyn-Italian. However, these pieces are often large, cartoonish, and not too refined. Not so with this delicate cuff lariat from CutXPaste. It looks like it’s for the closet bad girl, the one who you don’t suspect til you’re tethered to the bedposts.
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…how’s about rockin’ some pointy ta-tas? I totally dig how these bras make you completely, unflinchingly naughty while you’re wearing a totally covered up sweater. Those 50s chicks really knew how to bring it, didn’t they?
The matching panties? That’s a panty, thong wearers take note.
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I’ve always had a jones for industrial stuff- restaurant ware, vats of ketchup, anything you need a special license or card or blagging skills to buy. I immediately fell for these super sturdy, school issue tables. Not only for their hardiness and super-stealiness, but also because they’d be perfect for playing tie me up detention.
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This pricey little number is patently adorable. A heart charm, Swarovski crystals, and gorgeous bright feather cuffs are light, sweet, and totally romantic. I love their innocent feel because being tied up is totally naughty.
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Clever pun, right? This book seems more like a need-to-know guide than a novelty sex book. I mean, you can’t always be in or near bed when the mood strikes. But you can usually pull over…
Filed under: geek love, indolence, lust, pillaging, rage, ravaging, sex, sin in general, skate, the good fight, vanity
I love indie beauty products. It can be hit or miss, but so much stuff you buy in the store comes from the same exact cosmetic chemists in Jersey. And this natural, healing balm is made especially to soothe nasty skate boo-boos. Which you don’t tend to get if you’re a mega scaredy cat like me. (Main Page…)
(And it comes in a post-bout kit!)
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…sometimes you might find yourself a little at a loss once you get there. How to Tell A Naked Man What To Do seems like the perfect how-to for the dominatrix-in-waiting, or any girl looking to get in touch with her domme side. Mine, I wish I could shut her up sometimes, but there you go.
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I tend to hang on to empty pretty bottles. I’ve even been known to buy them at old Amish farms. But I never knew what to do with them. If you like candles and drinking, these handy wine cork candles set a mood with what you have available. Cool huh?
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…could be hosted in one of these awesome things. They sell for $500K and accommodate like 8 million people. Awesomeriffic!
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Well, I’ve wanted a Vespa for eons anyway. But check out this sweet modded one on Engadget:
Quang Nguyen, a forward thinking Vespa-modder (no pun intended) has managed to cram a touchscreen rockin’, WiFi sportin’, XP-equipped PC into his red GTS250
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The freak lightning storm that hit Brooklyn zapped my unplugged phone somehow last night, and in the interim I needed a vehicle for textsex. This handy site can unlock old phones. Good to know if you’re jonesing for a bit of the old beep-beep-oooohhhh… and you’re stuck for a phone.
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Running low on inspiration? Pick up some Kama Sutra condoms for a new angle each time. Found this via the wonderfully named “Baller Goods.” >giggle<
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…y u so dreamylicious?
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Most things that are labeled “sex aids” are useless, harmful, or both. And here’s one that you don’t have to buy OTC at the corner bodega. If you have to change positions too frequently, this handy and bondage-y gadget makes it so you can hang on a bit longer. And as any girl will tell you, sometimes that’s the only thing you need.
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…to one of the the foremothers of naughtiness. This sexy tee from Etsy features a gorgeous, simple, clear screen of Josephine Baker, and as you see in the pic, looks great with jeans. (Check the seller’s main page if the link expires.)
