Filed under: boys, femme dangereuse, geek love, ha, lust, rage, sassy, seriously unladylike behaviour, sex, sin in general, the good fight
The female equivalent of a cock block.I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, femme dangereuse, haute, in the house, jersey love, lust, rage, retro, sassy, sin in general, smooth criminal
Oh, my God, this was like, made with my bedroom in mind. Never mind the “Sweeney Todd” thing, this is the hottest mirror I’ve ever had. Femme Dangereuse, indeed.
Filed under: accessories, brooklyn, death by cute, geek love, ha, indolence, lust, retro, sassy, the good fight, wear
A few months ago I was stuck in a cab on Smith Street for what seemed like hours. Finally when the cab sped up I caught a glimpse of this adorable, unique tee-shirt but why wasn’t I paying more attention?!? it’s not like I can screech at the cab driver to stop so I can go peer in the window and maybe go in and buy one. That would be crazy. Steve’s always on Smith Street so I asked him to look. Every day. For all eternity. He finally remembered but got the name wrong so he had to go back. That actually happened. But now I know and it was totally worth waiting for. I really, really love popsicles but I’ve always had a weakness for distlefinks. I think I talk about distlefinks more than anyone on the internet. Skates are cool, too.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, makeup, pin-ups, retro, sassy, shopping, sin in general, vanity
I’ve never used cake mascara, but I spotted this adorable wee compact in Lucky and I feel that now I need to. This totally looks like it would have been in Bettie’s makeup kit. Very pin-up. And I’ve had Paula Dorf brushes for years- they still look and feel brand new.
Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, fetish, geek love, ha, in the house, indolence, pin-ups, retro, sassy, sex, sin in general, the good fight
Oh, dear. Vice Vixen needs a job! This was unexpected and while it couldn’t come at a worse time, when is it a good time to look for a job? Still, we all know I get my by any means on whenever there’s a drought, and I’ve already dusted off my resume and made some good connections. So…
Young professional;
Excellent writing skills;
Whip smart;
Able to solve problems creatively;
thoughtful and articulate;
works well on a team;
great phone skills;
takes direction well;
helpful;
sunny disposition;
hands on;
works well under pressure;
culturally diverse;
excellent customer service skills;
and professional appearance.
Available for interview immediately. Hiring?
Filed under: accessories, brooklyn, death by cute, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lust, nyc, pin-ups, retro, sassy
I’ve always wanted a swanky-pants office. And this one just completely takes the cake. Gorgeous. Amazing. Inspiring. Pink. Oh, Design Sponge. Y u so crazy awesome?
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, geek love, lust, pin-ups, sassy, sex, shopping, skate, wear
UK site. The fit of the shirt is iffy, but the graphic is devine. Totally cute!
Filed under: accessories, gadgetry, rage, sassy, shopping, smooth criminal, the good fight, wear
…when it’s actually brass knuckles in disguise? I have slightly mixed feelings about this piece- on one hand, I’m wary of women walking around feeling threatened. On the other hand, well-you know. This ring is meant to take the place of the old keys-between-the-fingers trick. Subtle.
Filed under: brooklyn, cheap, geek love, rage, sassy, sin in general, skate, the good fight, wear
Skating with a DIY, non-bout-hosting skateclub means we raise funds. Like last night, Sweet Action Skate Club hosted a super-fun bake sale and recruiting party at Rope. And it kicked mega-ass. But we couldn’t skate inside on accounta Our Lady Mess almost killing herself once or twice there.
But the internet means an abundance of reasonably priced gear. Case in point- a custom (long length!) jersey tee at Shop Lattitude. I wanna get this one with my name and number, but the possibilities are like, so endless!
Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, geek love, lust, pin-ups, rage, retro, sassy, sex, sin in general, skate, the good fight
The demand to try out for the Gotham Girls Roller Derby is massive. And with good reason- they’re fierce, talented, amazing skaters, and skilled athletes overall. But several local skating organizations are recruiting, too, and just in case you rollergirls in the the NYC area and beyond haven’t heard, please check them out because they need skaters, too!
First (and I am a member), Sweet Action Skate Club is based in Brooklyn and is not a derby club. It’s just a bunch of cool, scrappy chicks who meet up wherever and whenever they can to skate. We are headed by the talented Our Lady Mess, and we are recruiting and partying at Rope this Thursday, so c’mon down and meet us, okay?
Second is the newer than GGRD but just as fierce Long Island Roller Rebels. This is my home turf, and these girls can skate. And they, too, are recruiting. (Strong Island, represent!)
Last, and newest is Suburbia Roller Derby- they are brand-spankin’ new and in need of good skaters. They have some alums from LIRR, GGRD, and Connecticut, and they’re looking for some fierce girls as well. They skate at this cool little throwback rink and they’ve got three practices going a week.
These newer leagues are a great opportunity to really learn from the ground up and become an awesome skater. I’ve seen these girls skate and it’s amazing- it’s a real grassroots girl thing, and it makes you very proud of all these women for resurrecting something and making it so much cooler.
Check them out, aspiring rollergirls- they need you!
Filed under: geek love, pin-ups, pride, rage, retro, sassy, sin in general, skate, the good fight
Road trip! I’ll be back on Wednesday, I was skating all night and I’m so sleepy…
Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, geek love, i own it, rage, retro, sassy, sin in general, skate, the good fight
Sweet Action Skate Club is recruiting! Come to our party Thursday, July 26th at Rope to meet the girls- we’re of varying levels of experience and welcome newcomers. Details are below, or comment with any questions and I’ll hollaback. (Girls only!)
Filed under: geek love, i own it, indolence, nyc, pride, sassy, the good fight
Through the years, I’ve often reflected on Sassy and its cultural influence on the climate I grew up in, myself, and my friends. We still use Sassy slang, and I know for a fact Sassy invented fitted tees and celeb portmanteaus. When I heard there was a book about it all, I was excited but skeptical it would be able to capture what that magazine truly meant to me.
And yet it does, perfectly. The exciting realization that yes, there were other girls like me and we were infinitely cooler than the cookie cutter types, the DIY fashion pages that were super-cool, the laugh out loud funny staff writings I still remember vividly, and of course, the betrayed feeling when after that interminable absence we were presented with what was called “Stepford Sassy.“ I was strangely surprised to learn so many other girls felt like they lost a friend.
So if you feel the way I do, and I know a lot of you do, have a look at How Sassy Changed My Life: A Love Letter to the Greatest Teen Magazine of All Time. It’s sad and even emotional to read, but it’s worth it to reminisce about something that was so pivotal in the lives of many strong, sassy women today.
