Filed under: boys, death by cute, entertainment, eric can pillage my village any day, eric northman, lust, pillaging, pin-ups, seriously unladylike behaviour, sex, sin in general, true blood
During my extended hiatus, I got totally addicted to True Blood. Like, fixated and obsessed. And part of what’s so damn compelling about that show is merely Alexander Skarsgard. I would be on that like white on rice.
Via Loving True Blood in Dallas, the most stunning animated GIF of all time.
Filed under: bathing, cheap, femme dangereuse, fetish, i own it, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
I am a licensed esthetician. I am, however, not a licensed gymnast. Ergo, I 
cannot wax my own bikini area. One of my snopes friends mentioned this under the radar product and I was, of course, skeptical. Nair gave me chemical burns rivaling napalm, and waxing by someone else took off more skin than unwanted hair.
You have to jimmy off the cap like a paint can, and the mixing process is kind of scary. Also, since all my spatulas are- well, spatulas- I used the backside of a plastic knife. Which was totally ghetto.
But after the required seven minutes of sitting with a weird, cold paste on my nether regions, Magic Shaving Powder worked brilliantly as advertised and didn’t irritate me at all. Anywhere. As always, Vice Vixen is not responsible for anything you put in or around your hoo-ha, so proceed with caution.
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, femme dangereuse, haute, pin-ups, retro, shopping, wear
I rarely bare my arms in public due to an unfortunate incident in 11th grade Economics class. But even I get sick of cardigans from time to time, and I am lusting over this adorable little faux-fur stole from Babygirl Boutique. I love the over-the-topness for a dinner date.
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, geek love, haute, lust, pin-ups, pride, retro, sex, sin in general, the good fight
Something about nerds being all revved up is kinda hot. This pinup calendar is for the fanboy in your life. (Or fangirl, if she swings that way.) With regular and *geeky* holidays. Can we get one with nerdy boys, please?
Filed under: accessories, cosplay, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, kitchen, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, rage, retro, sanctimony, wear
It must know me pretty well, because this is totally something I’d wear. And after weeks of constantly infiltrating the sidebars of blogs I read with suggestions based on my browsing history, I’m sold on cherry aprons. I give in, okay? Send me two.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, haute, in the house, kitchen, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general
I’ve been scouting home decor- since, you know, I have a home now- and I just adore this naughty, spank-me-worthy spice decanter from Comunistar. It kinda resembles a fembot, right? Anyway, good design, but definitely also a conversation piece.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, discount codes, fetish, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, sin in general, vanity, wear
BE dropped us a line to let us know about the new Vixen vinyl dress- and predictably- LOVE it! Also digging the new Lucy B retro styles of lingerie. Since there’s free shipping on $75+ orders, you might want to start your holiday shopping early.
You think you can handle this badonkadonkdonk?
And for under your suit…
Filed under: cheap, death by cute, in the house, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, sin in general, sleep, wear
In my never ending quest for comfy, cute slips, I stumbled across this adorable sale piece from- wait for it- the Gap. Soft red cotton trimmed with wide lace strips. It’s sexy and practical. Kinda like me.
Filed under: entertainment, fetish, indolence, intoxicants, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sanctimony, sex, sin in general, smooth criminal, the good fight
I have a massive passion for historical vice. I must have seen everything in the Hardcore History series at least twice. Something about the idea of a history uncovered by accident, not archived on purpose- it’s like a secret we’re sleuthy enough to find out. Sin in the Second City: Madams, Ministers, Playboys, and the Battle for America’s Soul looks fascinating- a historical view of the battle between wealthy vice purveyors and puritans in one of the naughtiest eras in American history. From BN.com:
Step into the perfumed parlors of the Everleigh Club, the most famous brothel in American history–and the catalyst for a culture war that rocked the nation. Operating in Chicago’s notorious Levee district at the dawn of the last century, the Club’s proprietors, two aristocratic sisters named Minna and Ada Everleigh, welcomed moguls and actors, senators and athletes, foreign dignitaries and literary icons, into their stately double mansion, where thirty stunning Everleigh “butterflies” awaited their arrival. Courtesans named Doll, Suzy Poon Tang, and Brick Top devoured raw meat to the delight of Prince Henry of Prussia and recited poetry for Theodore Dreiser. Whereas lesser madams pocketed most of a harlot’s earnings and kept a “whipper” on staff to mete out discipline, the Everleighs made sure their girls dined on gourmet food, were examined by an honest physician, and even tutored in the literature of Balzac…
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, geek love, ha, pin-ups, pride, rage, skate, the good fight, wear
Threadless just dropped this funky, girly derby-themed shirt for Halloween. As always with Threadless, it’s get it while you can. Really digging the fake movie/comic book vibe. Too cool!
Filed under: accessories, cheap, fetish, i own it, love, lust, makeup, pin-ups, retro, shopping, vanity, wear
This fabulous blush stick eluded me for years. I read the reviews on Makeup Alley- get it now before they discontinue it! and then nothing. I scoured every WnW display I passed and saw no version of it. Then, like magic, it reappeared everywhere. I’d heard Coy was the perfect pink blush and was skeptical- blush was never an item I could find in drugstores. But they were right.
Coy is a creamy, highly pigmented, pure pink color that makes you look sweet, alive, and not overly made up. I use it on my lips to provide a neutral base for gloss. It’s been less than a week and this item is elevated to grail status on my vanity table. Don’t try to contour with it (or anything)- just apply a little to the apples of your cheeks and pat it out until it looks natural. Finish with a light dusting of powder if desired. I will never go back to prestige blush again, unless WnW discontinues it. Now, if they’d only resurrect Drac’s Drool- dumb name, perfect berry wash for lips.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, makeup, pin-ups, retro, sassy, shopping, sin in general, vanity
I’ve never used cake mascara, but I spotted this adorable wee compact in Lucky and I feel that now I need to. This totally looks like it would have been in Bettie’s makeup kit. Very pin-up. And I’ve had Paula Dorf brushes for years- they still look and feel brand new.
Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, fetish, geek love, ha, in the house, indolence, pin-ups, retro, sassy, sex, sin in general, the good fight
Oh, dear. Vice Vixen needs a job! This was unexpected and while it couldn’t come at a worse time, when is it a good time to look for a job? Still, we all know I get my by any means on whenever there’s a drought, and I’ve already dusted off my resume and made some good connections. So…
Young professional;
Excellent writing skills;
Whip smart;
Able to solve problems creatively;
thoughtful and articulate;
works well on a team;
great phone skills;
takes direction well;
helpful;
sunny disposition;
hands on;
works well under pressure;
culturally diverse;
excellent customer service skills;
and professional appearance.
Available for interview immediately. Hiring?
Filed under: accessories, brooklyn, death by cute, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lust, nyc, pin-ups, retro, sassy
I’ve always wanted a swanky-pants office. And this one just completely takes the cake. Gorgeous. Amazing. Inspiring. Pink. Oh, Design Sponge. Y u so crazy awesome?
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, geek love, lust, pin-ups, sassy, sex, shopping, skate, wear
UK site. The fit of the shirt is iffy, but the graphic is devine. Totally cute!
Filed under: accessories, bathing, death by cute, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
Via Uncrate, cool retro sexiness in a bath towel. Who knew?
Filed under: death by cute, geek love, haute, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, wear
…to wear with nothing underneath.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, haute, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, vanity
…before you just want something that says “do naughty things to me” en francais? These screen printed panties from Kiki De Montparnasse have an array of filthy French phrases for every day of the week. They’ve even got subtitles!
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, gadgetry, haute, indolence, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, shopping, sin in general
…and this is a sex toy toolkit! Keywords like formerly in the aircraft business, made of beautiful high-quality stainless steel, and waterproof and dishwasher safe are in and of themselves like porn to me. And the sexy case looks like a cool purse!
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, death by cute, fetish, i own it, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, wear
I am on an eternal quest for comfortable, adorable boyshorts. I can never have enough, and I never feel like I have enough. I picked up a three pack of these lacy numbers at Target this Saturday, and they’re truly amazing. They stay put, look adorable, and you don’t even feel them all day. Top marks, I’m definitely stocking up!
Filed under: cheap, fetish, geek love, indolence, intoxicants, lust, nyc, pillaging, pin-ups, retro, schadenfreude, sex, sin in general
An idea that’s way overdue- someone’s gone and made a walking tour vice-map of Lower Manhattan! Now I know what to do on my next summer vacation! (Via Thrilllist.)
Filed under: accessories, cheap, death by cute, geek love, in the house, pin-ups, retro
and write a note by hand. A lot of my favorite magazines have been doing stories on bespoke and generally fancy stationary, and I’m always put off by the high prices and bleh designs. E-mails- lets face it- generally look dumb with colors, strange fonts, and images embedded. So when you’re not using it, you can get something colorful and unique at this etsy shop. This chick makes all kinds of retro, whimsical, crisp designs. And they’re insanely reasonably priced.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, geek love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, shopping, sin in general, wear
…how’s about rockin’ some pointy ta-tas? I totally dig how these bras make you completely, unflinchingly naughty while you’re wearing a totally covered up sweater. Those 50s chicks really knew how to bring it, didn’t they?
The matching panties? That’s a panty, thong wearers take note.
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lingerie, love, lust, pin-ups, ravaging, sex, sin in general
This pricey little number is patently adorable. A heart charm, Swarovski crystals, and gorgeous bright feather cuffs are light, sweet, and totally romantic. I love their innocent feel because being tied up is totally naughty.
Filed under: geek love, haute, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, shopping, sin in general, wear
…to one of the the foremothers of naughtiness. This sexy tee from Etsy features a gorgeous, simple, clear screen of Josephine Baker, and as you see in the pic, looks great with jeans. (Check the seller’s main page if the link expires.)
Filed under: accessories, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, love, lust, pin-ups, sex, sin in general, vanity
These swanky vibrators are the Birkin bag or Manolo maryjanes of sex toys. Made of 24K gold and stainless steel, they’re gorgeously emblazoned with the legend “Fuck Design”- and how. They’re nearly silent but powerful, waterproof, and hold varying temperatures for hot and cold experimentation. And my birthday’s not till March. >whimperpout<
This elegant, striking resin box is very reasonably priced for such a cutely designed piece. This would be a nice to hide away anything you wanna keep away from prying eyes. And I went a whole entire post without saying you can keep your weed in there!
Filed under: brooklyn, entertainment, geek love, lust, pin-ups, rage, retro, sassy, sex, sin in general, skate, the good fight
The demand to try out for the Gotham Girls Roller Derby is massive. And with good reason- they’re fierce, talented, amazing skaters, and skilled athletes overall. But several local skating organizations are recruiting, too, and just in case you rollergirls in the the NYC area and beyond haven’t heard, please check them out because they need skaters, too!
First (and I am a member), Sweet Action Skate Club is based in Brooklyn and is not a derby club. It’s just a bunch of cool, scrappy chicks who meet up wherever and whenever they can to skate. We are headed by the talented Our Lady Mess, and we are recruiting and partying at Rope this Thursday, so c’mon down and meet us, okay?
Second is the newer than GGRD but just as fierce Long Island Roller Rebels. This is my home turf, and these girls can skate. And they, too, are recruiting. (Strong Island, represent!)
Last, and newest is Suburbia Roller Derby- they are brand-spankin’ new and in need of good skaters. They have some alums from LIRR, GGRD, and Connecticut, and they’re looking for some fierce girls as well. They skate at this cool little throwback rink and they’ve got three practices going a week.
These newer leagues are a great opportunity to really learn from the ground up and become an awesome skater. I’ve seen these girls skate and it’s amazing- it’s a real grassroots girl thing, and it makes you very proud of all these women for resurrecting something and making it so much cooler.
Check them out, aspiring rollergirls- they need you!
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, fetish, gadgetry, lust, pin-ups, sex, sin in general
Just reminding you that we’ve got a code for the Boudoir Essentials Mermaid Collection until August 15th. And luxe vibrators are so this season…
(It’s vixensummer…)
Filed under: accessories, fetish, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general, wear
I wonder if that old cliche about slight cover being sexier than nakedness is true? Either way, panties usually impede getting your hipity-dippity on. Not so with these very fancy, very modest “open” panties. So fancy, in fact, they can’t even say crotchless!
Filed under: accessories, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, wear
My lifelong ambition has always been to be a kick-ass girl assassin. I have a thing for weapons themed accessories, and I always wanna strap stuff to my thighs. Lipstick, ATM cards, you name it. I don’t know why cell phone thigh garters haven’t caught on, but I want one. It looks especially convenient for skating. And it comes with a matching g-string. You can make your boyfriend wear it and snap pics with your cell.
Filed under: geek love, pin-ups, pride, rage, retro, sassy, sin in general, skate, the good fight
Road trip! I’ll be back on Wednesday, I was skating all night and I’m so sleepy…
Filed under: boys, fetish, geek love, indolence, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex
I feel like this idea is something I never knew I needed, and it’s an excellent idea- a guide for adventurous women to explore their sexual fantasies. Men have porn, and we have Harlequin novels. Not fair! I really want to get my mitts on this book, because it looks like a fascinating read *and* the cover is as cute as all get out.
Filed under: accessories, cheap, geek love, in the house, jack white, love, pin-ups, retro, shopping
I live in Brooklyn, a place full of eternal adolescents. A dad and baby with matching mohawks are not an uncommon sight here. Hammerpress has some awesome artsy prints and rock posters that wouldn’t look out of place in your CB2, Ikea, or Pottery Barn bedecked living room. And they’re well priced, too.
I feel ya, Pharoahe. When my babydaddy played the Pharoahe Monch remix of Rehab by Amy Winehouse, I loved it. Then this morning, I was ferrying my two demon children to acquire cinnamon buns and stifle their incessant talking for two frickin’ seconds, and I heard it mixed with Jay-Z. Jay-Hova! That’s my boy! Oh, the happy. This clip here has both the Pharoahe Monch and Jay-Z bits, and both are excellent. I’m not too keen on the body image judging in the clip there, but I think the song stands on its own as kick ass.
I had a panty emergency yesterday. Oh, it was horrible. More of my undies decided to turn on me and fall down all the livelong day. I ducked into Victoria’s Secret because of the screaming signs proclaiming $1.99 panties!” But, strangely, there were no panties at that price. So close to the end of panty-torture, I grabbed the first pair of cotton boyshorts I saw, slapped down my swanky Commerce Bank debit card, and made a mad dash for the fitting room. And my whole day improved. I no longer needed my hands to hold up my panties and was free to smoke cigarettes, drink diet pepsi, and get texts about the new Harry Potter movie. Well worth the $7.50! (The panties, haven’t seen the film yet.)
Filed under: accessories, cheap, i own it, jewels, lingerie, pin-ups, shoe lust, vanity, wear
Being a woman under thirty but with a less-than-lithe body can be a shopping challenge. I’ve hovered around a size 14-16 for most of my adult life. (Uh huh. I said it. And I’m hot.) It’s not difficult to dress a body with dangerous curves, but finding clothes that look young can be a massive challenge. Plus size clothes can often be cut much more generously, so if you’re petite like I am, you get lost in them. I know Stacy and Clinton (shut up, I love them- they remind me of my BFFs Amy and Eamon) eschew wearing juniors clothing, but I drool every time I get the Alloy and Delia*s catalogs. Flatteringly cut clothes at non-designer prices, and the extended sizes offerings are decent. I especially love their offerings every fall- the pieces are indeed young, but can easily be worked into the wardrobe of a working woman as well. One simple request- make everything in the complete range of sizes!
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…with peacock pasties. I know guys eventually like it all off, but pasties are so underused in the bedroom. The one titty adornment that doesn’t require an oxygen-supply enemy of a brassiere, *and* if you get good enough you can make the tassels twirl. These gorgeous feathered ones are visually stunning and almost modest. (Well, they’re pasties!) And again, check the seller’s main page if the link dies.
Ah, ha. Ha ha ha… Sugartits.
