Filed under: accessories, cosplay, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, kitchen, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, rage, retro, sanctimony, wear
It must know me pretty well, because this is totally something I’d wear. And after weeks of constantly infiltrating the sidebars of blogs I read with suggestions based on my browsing history, I’m sold on cherry aprons. I give in, okay? Send me two.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, fetish, haute, in the house, kitchen, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex, sin in general
I’ve been scouting home decor- since, you know, I have a home now- and I just adore this naughty, spank-me-worthy spice decanter from Comunistar. It kinda resembles a fembot, right? Anyway, good design, but definitely also a conversation piece.
Filed under: accessories, cheap, entertainment, gadgetry, in the house, indolence, lingerie, retro, shopping, smoking
Okay, so I haven’t posted since last Thursday. It’s been a busy couple of units of time. I had to move out of my apartment, on pretty short notice at that. It takes forfuckingever to find a place in the naked city, and after a few eh experiences, I found a commune in Newark to move to. So most of my time has been spent singing kum-ba-yah, smoking pot, and arguing over whose cruelty-free tofu burgers are in whose freezer. I’m kidding, you can totally get in trouble for saying stuff like that on your blog nowadays. And besides, would I eat a tofu burger? And it’s actually sort of co-housing, not a commune. In Newark of all places.
So living in a commune loft is actually pretty cool. It’s mostly boys, so there are no estrogen fueled hysterics. Plus, it’s a cool old converted factory, so I get to build all up in it. And I can rollerskate here. Some things that make co-housing situations overall better, IMHO- or, my loot:
These are my shiny red pots. Awesome, awesome pots. Top marks.
A sexy robe…
This tool makes you Macgyver in like three seconds. The rub? You need one of these motherfuckers to open it!
Lighting! I did this all by myself. The cords came from IKEA, but you can get them and the shades from Pearl River.
Filed under: accessories, death by cute, discount codes, fetish, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, sin in general, vanity, wear
BE dropped us a line to let us know about the new Vixen vinyl dress- and predictably- LOVE it! Also digging the new Lucy B retro styles of lingerie. Since there’s free shipping on $75+ orders, you might want to start your holiday shopping early.
You think you can handle this badonkadonkdonk?
And for under your suit…
Filed under: cheap, death by cute, in the house, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, sin in general, sleep, wear
In my never ending quest for comfy, cute slips, I stumbled across this adorable sale piece from- wait for it- the Gap. Soft red cotton trimmed with wide lace strips. It’s sexy and practical. Kinda like me.
Filed under: accessories, boys, death by cute, fetish, haute, jewels, lingerie, lust, sex, sin in general, wear
…and you shouldn’t be all cliche and expect a boy to necessarily get you one. It’s a two-way street, you know…
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, indolence, intoxicants, lingerie, love, lust, pillaging, ravaging, sin in general, sleep
Vice Vixen is going on vacation! While I won’t be able to abandon you totally, I will be on a limited posting schedule. Probably 5-7 posts weekly. So don’t despair, oh three readers of mine.
But I’ll be doing field research! Drinking, smoking, getting it on, and tearing up the countryside with a very cute boy. Think of all the stories I’ll have when I get back!
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, death by cute, fetish, i own it, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, wear
I am on an eternal quest for comfortable, adorable boyshorts. I can never have enough, and I never feel like I have enough. I picked up a three pack of these lacy numbers at Target this Saturday, and they’re truly amazing. They stay put, look adorable, and you don’t even feel them all day. Top marks, I’m definitely stocking up!
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This pricey little number is patently adorable. A heart charm, Swarovski crystals, and gorgeous bright feather cuffs are light, sweet, and totally romantic. I love their innocent feel because being tied up is totally naughty.
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My lifelong ambition has always been to be a kick-ass girl assassin. I have a thing for weapons themed accessories, and I always wanna strap stuff to my thighs. Lipstick, ATM cards, you name it. I don’t know why cell phone thigh garters haven’t caught on, but I want one. It looks especially convenient for skating. And it comes with a matching g-string. You can make your boyfriend wear it and snap pics with your cell.
I had a panty emergency yesterday. Oh, it was horrible. More of my undies decided to turn on me and fall down all the livelong day. I ducked into Victoria’s Secret because of the screaming signs proclaiming $1.99 panties!” But, strangely, there were no panties at that price. So close to the end of panty-torture, I grabbed the first pair of cotton boyshorts I saw, slapped down my swanky Commerce Bank debit card, and made a mad dash for the fitting room. And my whole day improved. I no longer needed my hands to hold up my panties and was free to smoke cigarettes, drink diet pepsi, and get texts about the new Harry Potter movie. Well worth the $7.50! (The panties, haven’t seen the film yet.)
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Being a woman under thirty but with a less-than-lithe body can be a shopping challenge. I’ve hovered around a size 14-16 for most of my adult life. (Uh huh. I said it. And I’m hot.) It’s not difficult to dress a body with dangerous curves, but finding clothes that look young can be a massive challenge. Plus size clothes can often be cut much more generously, so if you’re petite like I am, you get lost in them. I know Stacy and Clinton (shut up, I love them- they remind me of my BFFs Amy and Eamon) eschew wearing juniors clothing, but I drool every time I get the Alloy and Delia*s catalogs. Flatteringly cut clothes at non-designer prices, and the extended sizes offerings are decent. I especially love their offerings every fall- the pieces are indeed young, but can easily be worked into the wardrobe of a working woman as well. One simple request- make everything in the complete range of sizes!
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I love little frilly things to wear around the house- they’re so comfortable compared to clothes and usually cuter. I have a little collection of slips and chemises, but nothing this gloriously tacky. Looking at it, though, I have to confess to wishing I had one when my kids were small- have you ever seen a garment more suited for nursing? (I know- way to de-sex my entire blog, but mommies never get a sexy shout-out.)
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I’ve always wanted a plain, sexy pair of back seam thigh highs. These ones from Sock Dreams are omg tehsexy, inexpensive, and work with or without a garter. Ladder optional but recommended.
Bathing suits suck. They just totally suck. I have never, ever enjoyed wearing one. I’ve always been on the curvy side, even when I was young enough to just be chunky. I have not worn a bikini since a bunch of kids made fun of me at summer camp. When I was five. My point is, bathing suits are stupid. This one gives me hope, though. It’s lined and cute and not in the lame, not-your-thing style of most bathing suits- they’re so rarely interesting.
I have no idea what to make of this outfit at Trashy.com, but it’s intriguing. I love the detailed sailor top, and the soft and still adorable micromini bottom. I think we can all agree the hat is stupid, but in modern times, 95% of all hats are stupid. It’s a fact, look it up. Anyway, it’s expensive for leisurewear, but damned if it isn’t just freakin’ cute overall.
I’ve always loved the idea of a hip holster, pocket, etc, for things like lipgloss, booze, or smokes. This reasonably priced version comes with a teensy silvery flask, one ounce capacity. Just enough to get you through the subway ride, limo journey to the church, or a short session of Mommy & Me.
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And not the good kind, either. Falling down panties are the bane of my existence. I’m persnickety about my undergarments- I find thongs to be an aesthetic atrocity, and briefs are boring. I like tap pants, tangas, boyshorts, hipsters, etc. But often these comfier types will fall down. All. Day. Long. I got me a nice red pair of boy-style hipsters at Target and they stay up really, really well. Which you will appreciate if you’ve ever ambled down Houston Street tugging at your undies while running to the train.
A cool french maid dress has been a lifelong quest for me. No, really, it has. My DailyCandy brought this dress to my inbox today, and despite the hefty (for me) price tag, I’m besotted. It’s the perfect mix of naughty and nice. I’m also convinced it’s kismet ‘cos the dress is named after me.
I like to knit. Well, I like to pretend I knit. I work up random squares of stuff that often end up as part of Darth Vader’s arsenal of household-sourced weapons. Part of the problem with knitting is the lack of versatility. How many of us subway knitters can dedicate the amount of concentration needed to bust out a full-sized adult sweater? And besides- how many sweaters, hats, and iPod cozies (okay, I’m saying it. They’re impractical) do you and the people around you really need? This book is pretty cool- if you’re crafty but not a grandma, you might wanna have a look at Naughty Needles. Cool knitted lingerie, bikinis, and even pasties are not only more useful, but knit up fast since they really only cover your naughty bits.
Filed under: cheap, in the house, lingerie, love, sex, sin in general, sleep, wear
My propensity for smoking cloves and traveling around the place with a 2-liter of DC on weekends has lead my ex to compare me to Ms. Hannigan from Annie. This adorable and reasonably priced slip from Anthropologie seems perfect for those hot summer days where you only wanna sip stiff drinks and sit around in front of the fan. Y/N/M?
I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors unobtrusively with a cute skirt and top. Gryffindor, stand up!
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
It happens. Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway. Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties. If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.
I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid that kinda cliche with some sexy-ass ruffle garters. Word.
