Filed under: boys, death by cute, entertainment, eric can pillage my village any day, eric northman, lust, pillaging, pin-ups, seriously unladylike behaviour, sex, sin in general, true blood
During my extended hiatus, I got totally addicted to True Blood. Like, fixated and obsessed. And part of what’s so damn compelling about that show is merely Alexander Skarsgard. I would be on that like white on rice.
Via Loving True Blood in Dallas, the most stunning animated GIF of all time.
Jack White ON TV! Tomorrow night, the White Stripes are playing Conan O’Brien. So excited!
Filed under: boys, death by cute, love, pride, the good fight, totally gay
Luckily, it was only for the duration. Unluckily, I got something in both of my eyes while watching it. It may have even appeared that I was tearing up. And I don’t even like Regina Spektor.
Filed under: boys, femme dangereuse, geek love, ha, lust, rage, sassy, seriously unladylike behaviour, sex, sin in general, the good fight
The female equivalent of a cock block.I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
Filed under: boys, death by cute, fetish, geek love, haute, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general, the next big thing
Trying to percolate my own sappy plans for Valentine’s Day (which happens to be my favorite holiday) made me super excited to find out about the Boudoir Essentials 2nd Annual Kissing Contest. As friends of the blog (TM), we’ve got to shout out the utter coolness of this. Makeout pics submitted to the site will be posted and voted on by BE staff, and you can win OMG sex toys *and* lingerie. That’s what I’m talking about.
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, geek love, haute, lust, pin-ups, pride, retro, sex, sin in general, the good fight
Something about nerds being all revved up is kinda hot. This pinup calendar is for the fanboy in your life. (Or fangirl, if she swings that way.) With regular and *geeky* holidays. Can we get one with nerdy boys, please?
Filed under: boys, brooklyn, death by cute, entertainment, i own it, nyc, pillaging, pride, rage, the good fight
Oh, my God, this is the best BK shout out ever- hello, Brooklyn…
Filed under: accessories, boys, death by cute, fetish, geek love, in the house, love, lust, sex, shopping, sleep, totally gay, wear
So many good things, I couldn’t be arsed to narrow it down:
Sex flashcards. So goshdarn cute.
Hand-holding mittens. Cause plain ones aren’t gay enough.
Tree locket. Just adorable.
Happy Buddha pen stand- to ward off bad work juju.
And a sappy pillow.
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, gadgetry, lust, sex, sin in general
Tuck one of these in your makeup bag, and the overexposed crawl-in-the-dark becomes a thing of the past. (And check between the bed and the nightstand first. Trust me.)
Filed under: boys, brooklyn, death by cute, entertainment, fetish, geek love, ha, love, lust, pride, sanctimony, sex, the good fight, totally gay
Slashers in the HP fandom, I’ve heard, have always vocally hoped someone, anyone in the HP books would be confirmed as gay. We they got their wish this week when JKR confirmed what no one seemed to suspect. Dumbledore was totally gay for Grindelwald! Ha, ha. So cool. And fandom imploded. And imploded again. It even made Wikipedia.
I think now it’s safe for JKR to tell us what we already know- Harry and Draco were secretly in love with each other all those years and it’s bittersweet when they see each other with their kids and beards wives. Harry/Draco OTP!
Filed under: accessories, boys, death by cute, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, in the house, lust, retro, sex, sin in general, the good fight
More on organization fetish. Many women’s magazine’s posit couples need to schedule their romance and stick to it. That’s not such a bad idea, but it sounds pretty unsexy. This pretty little planner is an adorable way to do that. Artfully styled, and very useful.
Filed under: boys, cheap, death by cute, entertainment, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lust, retro, sex, sin in general, sleep
I’ve been wanting an Airstream like, whoa lately. Something about the idea of an inexpensive (compared to a house), super-mod, goes-anywhere abode is so thrilling and bohemian. The city life thing can really grind you down, and you can’t drive your apartment down to Florida for the weekend. Also, they have a very romantic pod-like feel to them- as if you could create a dirty weekend with no notice and no planning. Coooool.
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lust, sex, sin in general
Any bad boy or girl with a collection of toys will appreciate the Sex Kitten Toy Storage Pillow from Boudoir Essentials. Keeping the kids or cats out of your personal toy box is always a challenge, and this will blend right in with your leopard and/or pink and black bordello boudoir couture. And it’s fuzzy.
Filed under: boys, in the house, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general
As a bit of a klutz but a total romantic, I have the most mixed feelings about this cool bed. While the suspension seems comfortable and relaxing, I know an ER visit can’t be far away. And aesthetically, it could be better. But still, I want one!
The most romantic wedding item I’ve seen in a long time- wedding rings inscribed with your partner’s fingerprint. Sweet and subtle, and sciency.
Filed under: boys, pillaging, pride, rage, sanctimony, sin in general, smooth criminal, the good fight
Via the snopes boards, an amazing story of girlpower. And they escaped with their heads! Thanks, Jonny T!
Dammam, Asharq Al-Awsat- Members of Khobar’s Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice were the victims of an attack by two Saudi females, Asharq Al-Awsat can reveal.According to the head of the commission in Khobar, two girls pepper sprayed members of the commission after they had tried to offer them advice.
Girlfriends, when y’all get your driving rights please come over to the west and smoke a hookah with us. The shisha’s on me!
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, death by cute, geek love, love, lust, shopping, wear
…because my playdate is over. >sniff< Bear in mind, Etsy links expire, so check the seller’s main page.
Some bitch stole my lunch money.
More accurate than Hallmark, huh?
And my personal favorite…
Filed under: accessories, boys, death by cute, fetish, haute, jewels, lingerie, lust, sex, sin in general, wear
…and you shouldn’t be all cliche and expect a boy to necessarily get you one. It’s a two-way street, you know…
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, indolence, intoxicants, lingerie, love, lust, pillaging, ravaging, sin in general, sleep
Vice Vixen is going on vacation! While I won’t be able to abandon you totally, I will be on a limited posting schedule. Probably 5-7 posts weekly. So don’t despair, oh three readers of mine.
But I’ll be doing field research! Drinking, smoking, getting it on, and tearing up the countryside with a very cute boy. Think of all the stories I’ll have when I get back!
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, death by cute, fetish, i own it, indolence, lingerie, lust, pin-ups, retro, sales, sex, shopping, wear
I am on an eternal quest for comfortable, adorable boyshorts. I can never have enough, and I never feel like I have enough. I picked up a three pack of these lacy numbers at Target this Saturday, and they’re truly amazing. They stay put, look adorable, and you don’t even feel them all day. Top marks, I’m definitely stocking up!
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, geek love, haute, in the house, indolence, lingerie, love, lust, pin-ups, ravaging, sex, sin in general
This pricey little number is patently adorable. A heart charm, Swarovski crystals, and gorgeous bright feather cuffs are light, sweet, and totally romantic. I love their innocent feel because being tied up is totally naughty.
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, geek love, lust, pillaging, ravaging, sex, sin in general, smooth criminal
Clever pun, right? This book seems more like a need-to-know guide than a novelty sex book. I mean, you can’t always be in or near bed when the mood strikes. But you can usually pull over…
Filed under: boys, fetish, indolence, love, lust, ravaging, sex, sin in general
…sometimes you might find yourself a little at a loss once you get there. How to Tell A Naked Man What To Do seems like the perfect how-to for the dominatrix-in-waiting, or any girl looking to get in touch with her domme side. Mine, I wish I could shut her up sometimes, but there you go.
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, gadgetry, lust, rage, sex, smooth criminal, the good fight
The freak lightning storm that hit Brooklyn zapped my unplugged phone somehow last night, and in the interim I needed a vehicle for textsex. This handy site can unlock old phones. Good to know if you’re jonesing for a bit of the old beep-beep-oooohhhh… and you’re stuck for a phone.
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, fetish, ha, indolence, love, lust, ravaging, sex, sin in general
Running low on inspiration? Pick up some Kama Sutra condoms for a new angle each time. Found this via the wonderfully named “Baller Goods.” >giggle<
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, geek love, jack white, lust, retro, sex
…y u so dreamylicious?
Filed under: accessories, boys, gadgetry, geek love, pillaging, ravaging, retro, sin in general, wear
I saw this cool, blingy pirate watch on Uncrate. I think it’s good for boys or kick-ass girls, the kind not overwhelmed by a large, fake ice encrusted watch with a skull.
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, in the house, indolence, lust, sex, sin in general
Firstly, from the files of captain obvious, every girl needs one of these fancy tools. * Honestly, it’s the best appliance I’ve ever purchased. Better even than my Kitchen-Aid stand mixer. Really and truly. You’ll never go back to a slimline, and it has the added bonus of being useful for its intended purpose, too. Mas useful for trips home, that.
However, the second and awesomerifficest part about it is that it drives boys mad. If you are doing something to your fella, and you apply this to the base of his cash-and-prizes while you carry on, he will scream and perhaps cry. Just don’t forget an extension cord, I think this thing was created with socket fetishists in mind. A true must have.
(Also, we have a BE code: vixensummer. It’s for the mermaid collection.)
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, gadgetry, geek love, love, lust, sex, sin in general
I was enthralled by the new to me concept of remote vibrators for men when I saw them, and then discovered this nifty his-and-hers version. Designed to relinquish control of sexual pleasure entirely to another person, I can see this set causing interesting in-public disagreements and games of chicken.
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, geek love, ha, lust, rage, retro, sin in general, the good fight
Being a rather rough and tumble girl, I totally dug this cool shirt from Glarkware. The in-your-faceness of the slogan is kinda offset by the neutral, retro graphics.
Filed under: accessories, boys, cheap, fetish, geek love, ha, lust, retro, sex, sin in general
Some of my first sexual experiences were with a sullen, geeky, sci-fi boy. That kinda stuff marks you, forever. For a long time, the sound of glasses softly and surreptitiously being removed was like a Pavlovian sex-bell for me. I still dig the sullen loner (ILU, Severus! Always!) and it’s a given any boy-toy of mine will dig geek sex, too. I thought this condom protector (even though it’s a matter of record I shun them) was adorable and the perfect way to impress a guy whose 12-sided-die you’ve just discovered pre-nookie.
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, fetish, gadgetry, lust, pin-ups, sex, sin in general
Just reminding you that we’ve got a code for the Boudoir Essentials Mermaid Collection until August 15th. And luxe vibrators are so this season…
(It’s vixensummer…)
Filed under: boys, fetish, indolence, love, lust, retro, sex, sin in general, sleep
The packaging of this pretty lube alone is enough to sell me on it. Are those… flowers? This would look lovely on any vanity table, and as the site says:
Serving suggestion: Those who pander to perform the immaculate wank would do well to moisten the magnificent member with this pearly potion afore. Tis only when a gentleman’s tool is suitably well oiled that fervent fingers and tongues may begin to pleasure with a depravity most divine.
Indeed.
Filed under: accessories, bathing, boys, cheap, fetish, in the house, indolence, lust, sex, sin in general
You might as well pick yourself up some of these super handy, waterproof spa lights. Do I need to explain why seeing underwater is useful? Plus, candles can ignite hair, washcloths, or get splashed out. And of course, they don’t work underwater, so you can’t see the action.
Filed under: bathing, boys, in the house, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general
Bathing by yourself can be relaxing, but I can’t think of a time I’d rather have company. It’s infinitely more calming and fun, especially if you really fancy your bathing partner. And I may sound old fashioned, but you should. This bath is both aesthetically pleasing and roomy, and a well-placed mirror would probably make me never want to get out.
Filed under: boys, fetish, geek love, indolence, love, lust, pin-ups, retro, sex
I feel like this idea is something I never knew I needed, and it’s an excellent idea- a guide for adventurous women to explore their sexual fantasies. Men have porn, and we have Harlequin novels. Not fair! I really want to get my mitts on this book, because it looks like a fascinating read *and* the cover is as cute as all get out.
Filed under: boys, entertainment, fetish, in the house, indolence, lust, sex, sin in general, sleep
This is one object of lust possession-wise that I can’t elaborate on past the pic. Just cool. It needs a canopy of some sort, even though they can distract boys a little.
I feel ya, Pharoahe. When my babydaddy played the Pharoahe Monch remix of Rehab by Amy Winehouse, I loved it. Then this morning, I was ferrying my two demon children to acquire cinnamon buns and stifle their incessant talking for two frickin’ seconds, and I heard it mixed with Jay-Z. Jay-Hova! That’s my boy! Oh, the happy. This clip here has both the Pharoahe Monch and Jay-Z bits, and both are excellent. I’m not too keen on the body image judging in the clip there, but I think the song stands on its own as kick ass.
Why the hell can’t they do this in Brooklyn? I suggest the Royale on 5th avenue, if you’re listening, White Stripes. And hang on to the kilt?
Those wily White Stripes, what will they think of next? Classrooms, public parks, city buses, museum-going, spear-throwing, and now, yep, a gig on a bloomin’ boat. Ain’t no venue not good enough for Meg and Jack, oh no…
(rest of the story here…)
Just reminds me of One Fish, Two Fish… On a boat, in a tree, oh Jack and Meg, come play for me!
Filed under: accessories, boys, discount codes, entertainment, fetish, gadgetry, jewels, love, lust, sales, sex, shopping, sin in general
The lovely proprietress of the very well-designed and well-stocked Boudoir Essentials noted our love for their cool gear and extended a code exclusively to ViceVixen.com readers! So from today until August 15th, the entire mermaid collection is 15% for us. Yay!
What’s in a mermaid collection, you may ask? I wondered, when I spoke with Boudoir Essentials about it. It turns out, a lot. Toys for beginners with speed adjustments. Stealth shower vibes. High-end, fashion-savvy toys. Toys for boys. Wands with bling. That’s just the beginning, and the best part about the mermaid collection is its diversity. It really does have something for every bad girl and boy. I’m personally partial to the waterproof crystal flex, but I am very, very naughty.
Thanks again, BE! (Readers, use code VixenSummer at checkout to get your discount!)
Filed under: boys, cheap, entertainment, fetish, indolence, love, lust, sex, sin in general, sleep
I may have mentioned once or twenty times I’m in love with someone who lives very, very far away. (Mars, if you ask my daughter.) When he visits, we generally get the fuck out of dodge for myriad reasons, not the least of which being it’s im-fricking-possible to have a quiet conversation in the naked city. In my quest for interesting lodging, I stumbled upon this naughty, kitschy hotel in Jersey. A dirty weekend there, I would imagine, might make you feel like some gangster’s comar or at least a wayward chick from a bygone era.
Filed under: accessories, boys, drink, entertainment, geek love, indolence, sin in general
Ha, ha. Now that song will be stuck in your head all day. Polynesian bars have always fascinated me- maybe because we were never rich enough to stay in the coveted Polynesian hotel at Disneyworld- we only went to the luaus. But in my dream backyard, in the shade by the hot tub is a tiki bar. And these ones are custom made and OMG the coolest ever. The main site also has decor, tiki glasses, and other accoutrements to get your drunk kitsch on.
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, love, lust, rage, sex, sin in general
Part of the fun of being in love is the familiarity accrued in which one needs a safe word. If your tastes lean towards the very-naughty but you don’t like all that ball-gag and black leather stuff, you might wanna check out the adorable Slap and Tickle kit from Boudoir Essentials. A blindfold, many restraints, a feather tickler, and instructions! are part of this adorable kit in a cute little canister. And it appears none of it will set off any airport security alarm bells, which is always a good thing.
Jack even rocks The Wheels on the Bus… Sexiest rendition of that song, ever!
From some canuck website…
By 3 p.m., the space between the lanes and the wall was full. First-comers sat in the stylized 1970s plastic benches in front of the lanes. Others sat atop the coat racks, and more packed into the bar overlooking the lanes. At 3:02 p.m., Jack and Meg White appeared from a side door beside the lanes, casually swinging bowling pins and cutting across the lanes to their waiting instruments, followed closely behind by a camera man dressed in the road crew’s uniform of black suit and fedora.
Without a single word to the onlookers, Jack White — wearing his trademark tight red pants and black T-shirt, long mop of hair hanging loosely down — launched into a bluesy rendition of “Red Bowling Ball Ruth.”
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I love little frilly things to wear around the house- they’re so comfortable compared to clothes and usually cuter. I have a little collection of slips and chemises, but nothing this gloriously tacky. Looking at it, though, I have to confess to wishing I had one when my kids were small- have you ever seen a garment more suited for nursing? (I know- way to de-sex my entire blog, but mommies never get a sexy shout-out.)
Filed under: accessories, boys, fetish, lust, makeup, rage, sex, sin in general, vanity
When I came of age sexually, pretty much all you had to do to impress a guy sexually was, uh, shag him. We didn’t have brazilians or bleaching or now, for fuck’s sake, titty gloss. It was enough to entice the menfolk that we had tits. And now this.
Enter Agent Provocateur’s Titillation. I beseech you, my sisters, to nip this trend in the bud and do not submit to any more grooming, glossing, or hair yanking of anything that can be covered by a bikini. Unless you really want to, for some strange reason. Remember when all we had to worry about with getting naked was granny panties? Bring those days back!
There’s lots of White Stripes news and press this week because of the awesomeriffic Icky Thump. I really dug this article, from the Onion’s A.V. club. I am convinced that Jack White understands creating things and the creative process more than any artist of our generation. And I promise that is the most pretentious thing I will ever say here.
In celebration, a quote from Jack and a picture that is, quite possibly, the awesomest picture that has ever been taken in history. Jack says:
Frank Sinatra was dignified. We don’t have a Frank Sinatra, or a Patti Page nowadays. What do we have? Ashlee Simpson instead of Patti Page! I mean, look at those people – like Paris Hilton! Who are all these skanks, man? Little girls are looking up to these girls, and it’s so gross. Those girls have no dignity at all, and parents are letting their kids dress up like those skanks. But what else have they got? What are the other choices? Somebody had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to play guitar on Lindsay Lohan’s album! She’s another one of those 16-year-old actresses, and she’s making an album! Like, ‘NO!’ Ha ha ha!
And the pic. Jack White. Kilt. >faintsdies<
I was looking around the internets today- I would like a pair of shorts for skating, and since my skate name is Minerva McGonnabrawl, I would like to customize them with:
Avada Kedavra, Bitch!
But most customizable bottoms seem to be undies, which is kinda silly. Anyway, I stumbled across this funny turn of phrase on CustomGlamGirl.com. I know it’s supposed to be a riff on the Team Lachey and Team Aniston shirts that were popular for a mercifully brief time a few summers ago. Although I suppose Team Lachey could carry the same connotations here, now that I’m thinking about it. Anyway, come on… what do you think when you see these pants?
